THE ELECTION

No, this post isn’t going to be about our federal election. I have complete faith in my country to do the right thing. We’ll all vote on Monday and everything will work itself out.

The election I’m writing about is the US Presidential election. Since about 1988, I’ve watched every Presidential election in the US with great interest. Why? For one, the US media makes it into such a spectacle. It’s almost more entertainment than news. With the splashy graphics, breaking news, and dramatic music, how could one not get excited about people voting? Second, while it is only Americans who are voting for their leader, their choice of President affects the entire world. I don’t think anyone could argue that point.

Which brings me to the election of 2000. It was the election I had followed the closest. I had enjoyed the Clinton years. I thought he was a great President. I don’t think it was just coincidence that during the eight years he was in office, I had the highest opinion of US policy, both domestic and foreign. In short, when he was running the show, I thought the US of A wasn’t that bad of a neighbour.

In his first year of office he came to Vancouver, UBC specifically to meet with then President Boris Yeltsin. They were to meet at the UBC President’s residence. At the time, I lived a tear-gas volley away from the meeting place. I remember lining up with the throngs of people along a fence waiting for the two leaders to arrive. I was hoping for just a glimpse of both of them as their limos drove by, but I got more than that. Both limos stopped just before my spot along the fence. Yeltsin and Clinton stepped out and began shaking hands with the crowd. They never did get down to me, but I saw and heard the finesse with which Clinton handled the crowd. His legendary charisma was not without basis.

Eight years later, I was sad to see him go, but hoping his Vice-President would take his place. On election night, I hoped and prayed Gore would defeat the dim-witted man from Crawford who had enormous support from his father and his cronies. Of course, it was not to be. As the legal challenges were drawn out over the weeks, I became incredulous at how irregular everything seemed in Florida, yet no one, no group could step in and say, “This is wrong. You cannot do this.”

When Gore conceded, I felt deflated. It felt weird feeling bad for a man that wasn’t even a politician in my country, but I knew what was at stake. There would now be a Republican in the White House.

I remember Inauguration Day in 2001. It landed on a Saturday. It was a cloudy and rainy day in Vancouver. It matched my mood. I was working at EA at the time and I had to come in. All day, I promised I wouldn’t go on CNN.com or any other news site to read about what was going on in Washington. I lasted until the afternoon, when I just had to read about the event. The most bittersweet article I read detailed Clinton’s final speech to his staff and his departure from Washington.

That night at home, I watched the news reports showing the various balls that were held to celebrate Dubya’s “victory”. It was difficult to watch. Back then, I didn’t blog, hell I’m not even sure if there were blogs. I did, however, write a small column that changed once a week. I wished I had archived them, but I didn’t. If I recall correctly, I wrote how unjust it seemed for Bush to take the White House the way he did. I questioned his abilities to lead and I do remember this part clearly, I penned, “what wars will he lead the world into?”.

The point is not for me to say I told you so, but let us enumerate what Dubya’s done in four years, and this is only a partial list. He took the US surplus that was in the billions and turned it into a deficit that borders on a trillion dollars. He has ignored the environment at every turn in favour of making profits. After receiving overwhelming sympathy from the world community after 9/11, his foreign policy managed to turn that around and make the US the most hated country on the planet. Domestically, I am alarmed at the partisan behaviour that exists among US citizens. The entire country seems divided in half. And finally, last but not least, he invaded Iraq.

On Friday night, I went and saw Fahrenheit 9/11. It was every bit as thought-provoking as I hoped it would be. It left an impact. Love him or hate him, Michael Moore sure does know how to make a point. The film is the manifestation of his fiery passion to remove Bush from the White House.

The US is now less than six months away from the election. Despite all the missteps Bush has taken, despite all the harm he has done, I predict a race as close as the last election. This to me, boggles my mind. I expect the wealthly elite to vote for him, that is a given. What I don’t understand, is how the average American can give him their support. What exactly has he done for them? Why are they better off now than they were four years ago? Somewhere in the four years, people who had the ability to think for themselves, bought into the idea of blind fanaticism.

To say that I’m hoping John Kerry will win the election and become the 44th President of the United States is an understatement. I hope he does the right things, I hope he wakes up the sleeping masses and opens their eyes to what has been going on. I await this coming November with intrepidation.

It’s always good to leave with hope and this is what I’ll try to do with this lengthy post. As of today, Fahrenheit 9/11 was number one in box office receipts in the US. It made a little over $8.2 million playing on under 900 screens. The number two entry, White Chicks, made just under $7 million, while playing on over 2700 screens, three times that of F9/11. Lots of people in the US are wanting to see this movie. They want to hear what Michael Moore has to say. If he can stimulate people to think, then his job will be done.

I probably won’t write more about the election until the fall, but this was a good time to put down my thoughts. What do you think?

MUTANT BABY

Well, you knew that I would have to comment on the news release about the mutant baby that was born in Germany.

The little boy, is normal in all respects, except that his body blocks the production of a protein that limits muscle growth. The result? Abnormally large development of muscles for a human being of his size and age.

Testing has revealed that the cause of this super muscle growth is a mutation in his DNA. Of course, when I read this, me and millions of other comic books geeks thought one thing, “Holy crap, this is the X-Men come to life!”

The X-Men are the wildly popular comic book and now movie franchise. In it, the heroes possess fantastical powers and they are referred to as mutants. The powers are revealed to have come about from mutations in their DNA. Which is exactly how the little boy’s super strength is explained!

So, do I think this little German boy will grow up, don a body-hugging costume, and fight crime? Probably not. First, most mutant superheroes fight crime in a team, and as far as I know, he’s the only certified mutant with a useful mutation on the planet. Second, the way society is these days, I doubt he could hold down a steady job and fight crime. There’s just not enough hours in the day. It might work if the German government sponsored him as some sorta federal superhero. That just sounds scary though.

The likely scenario? He’ll probably have it rough throughout his teenage years, but in his twenties, he’ll find his true calling as an insurance salesman.

On that note, let me put up a picture of Wolverine, one of the X-Men.

ALL THE NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT

As seen on imdb.com:



Irish heart-throb Colin Farrell’s first full frontal movie scene has been cut by worried film bosses – after test audiences were transfixed by the size of his manhood. The Phone Booth hunk disrobed for scenes in upcoming drama A Home at the End of the World, but after seeing the stunned reaction of viewers at a recent screening, chiefs decided to chop the naughty images. And the news has been greeted with fury by self-confessed Romeo Farrell, who has demanded the scenes must be included in the DVD release of the film. A source tells British newspaper the Sun, “All you could hear were gasps when Colin appeared in his full frontal pose. The women were over-excited and the men looked really uncomfortable. It was such a sight it made it difficult to concentrate on the plot, so the decision was made to get rid of it.” Even director Michael Mayer admits, “It was distracting.” In the film, Farrell plays a bisexual man caught in a love triangle.

THE HANG OF IT

Today marked the second week of work for the summer. I think I’m getting the hang of it. I woke up at 8am and I decided I had to go eat breakfast. This meant I was 15 minutes late for work, but who cares. Maybe I’d take one less break during the day.

During my lunch hour, I took the first half to eat and the second half to nap. This is the key to success in my books. I didn’t feel the need to nap all day. I felt quite refreshed even during the usually sleepy hour between 2 and 3pm.

In the evening, I went down to Wreck Beach with a whole bunch of people from SJC. We were celebrating Dana’s successful Master’s thesis defense. I’m still amazed that I live five minutes away from Wreck. As usual, it was a beautiful sunset.

There were at least twenty people from the College down there. We even managed to get a nice fire going. We had our fair share of laughs but I had to leave around 10:30pm to get some stuff done.

On my way back up, there were still people from SJC coming down. I bet as I write this, there’s quite the party going on at the beach. Why do I say this? Because someone brought Count Chocula cereal down there.

HAVE A LOOK AROUND

Last week, a few of us were down at the beach one evening. My friend Bryan and I were discussing his impending trip to Las Vegas for his brother’s wedding.

He was mentioning how the show outside of the Treasure Island hotel had changed. When I went to Vegas, they had this huge production several times a night outside the hotel. It was a basically a choreographed fight between two ships. While it was very impressive with explosions and such, it was also very family-friendly.

Bryan told me that’s changed however. The show has been re-vamped and it’s called The Sirens of TI. As you may have guessed, it been sexed up considerably. Apparently, gone is the old-fashioned battle between good and evil, now replaced with the struggle between sexy and sexier. Bryan also informed me that the whole show can be viewed on webcam.

That got me thinking about another web cam that I know about in Las Vegas. This one is located at the Hard Rock Hotel Resort. This is an awesome place to stay. The Hard Rock contains a large artifical beach complete with palm trees. The hotel is itself is very trendy. It also has a concert venue that books big name acts. Short of staying there, the best thing about it is its collection of web cams. The Hard Rock uses probably the most sophisticated set of web cams on the market today.

Most web cams are static, streaming a single set image in real-time. The ones at the Hard Rock, however, are completely interactive. You can zoom and pan based on your input. See something that catches your eye? You can move the cam and zoom in on your target. There are four main areas that you can see: the pool, the bar, the restaurant, and the hotel store. The pool area itself is covered by two cameras.

The pool cams are, um, the most interesting by far. Though, there are some suprises to be found at the other places as well. Here’s a sample of what you might see on one of the pool cams.

There’s an archive of user-chosen pictures to look through if you happen to visit during the night. Click here to have a look for yourself!

UPDATE

There were so many things I wanted to write about while my server was gone. So, in no particular order, here goes.

I went and saw Dodgeball tonight. Despite getting a single star in the Vancouver Sun review, it was way better than I was anticipating. Some surprisingly sharp bits and dialogue made the difference. Also impressive were the multitude of cameos in the movie. Vince Vaughn did his usual work in the movie, but I have to single out Ben Stiller for his creepy yet funny portrayal of a fitness guru. Thumbs up from me.

In other news, yes, the McDonald’s incident did get resolved. Last Saturday, I went to the restaurant to again try to make good on the manager’s offer. I wasn’t really expecting anything positive to happen. Just in case, I brought three friends along.

I stood in line and thankfully when it was my turn to order, I got an actual manager to serve me. It wasn’t Charles the guy I talked to, but it was a manager nonetheless.

I tried to explain it to him the best I could and I saw a flash of recognition on his face as I completed my story.

“Yeah, you’re the guy that came in and no one believed you. Yeah, I read that in the report. That’s disgusting.”

We agreed that I could get four meals of my choice plus dessert. I ordered the most expensive meal you can get, the double Quarter Pounder Meal. I also had an apple pie. Two others followed my lead, while the final person got a McExtra meal.

When all our food was ready, he handed me the tray and gave me a final apology.

“Sorry once again, and if I was working that night, that wouldn’t have happened.”

I thanked him for finally believing in my story. As we ate our meals, I realized I’d never had so much “beef” at McDonald’s before. This was the same exact meal Morgan Spurlock had in Super Size Me when he threw up. Granted, he had the meal supersized, but I could see why he’d want to bring it back up.

I am happy that whole incident is finally over.

One final bit of news, I started my job working for a professor this Monday. The job lasts a month and a half. I need the cash and the commute is only five minutes by foot. That’s the good part. The bad part is that I have to be at work by 8:30am. I don’t care how short your commute is, being at work by 8:30am sucks. I could spend my nights in the office and it would still suck.

It’s taken me all week to adjust and this was the first day where I didn’t nap after work. Thank goodness for caffeine.

I’ve got some stuff to do before bed, so I’ll see everyone later.

AND WE'RE BACK…

I have received word from Stephen as to what happened during the last several days. Apparently, a hard drive died on the server I am using.

The drive has been replaced, but Stephen warns me it will probably die again in six months.

I currently have a huge gap in my e-mails. Anything sent to me in the last week or so probably won’t get to me. I still can’t receive e-mail, though I can send them now.

The good news is that I didn’t lose any of my web site files. I wish I had all that lost e-mail though.

I have to say, I really did miss writing to my blog. There were a few things I wanted to write about, but the moment passed. That’s the great thing about blogs, you can get your message out in a matter of minutes.

It’ll take a few days to sort some things out, but we’ll be back to normal soon.