MEGAN FOX TALKS ABOUT ROSE BOY

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Last week, I made a brief reference to this photo. It was amusing but I didn’t think the story would go beyond the initial picture. Well, I was wrong. In the above clip from press for the new Transformers movie, Ms. Fox addresses the issue personally.

If I were that kid, I’d feel much better about myself right now. She did, however, refer to him as a “sweet boy”. Ah, who am I kidding, if she referred to me as such, I’d totally be ok with that.

GHETTO SETUP

As many of you know I still haven’t bought a HDTV for my apartment. Part of the reason is that I’ve had to pay for a lot of one-time costs associated with purchasing a new apartment. As you can imagine those costs aren’t exactly five dollars here and ten dollars there. Another reason is that I just can’t seem to commit to a particular model I would feel happy with. You know, I kinda I wish that previous sentence was referring to lingerie models. Ah, anyways I believe it’s actually a drawback that I have a technical background. As such, whenever I go do some research, I feel the need to process all the data that’s provided in the TV’s specification documentation. I’m sifting through contrast ratios, input/output configurations, company-specific technologies, the list goes on and on.

In a way, I wish I could be like many of the consumers I see at Future Shop and Best Buy. Most of them just pick a weekend to buy a TV and they do it. They go into the store with a budget in mind (and usually won’t go over it) and for the most part, not all that educated in HDTV technology. They usually get a salesperson to show them a few models in their price range. Then they make their choice on completely uncalibrated TVs in an environment that is far from what their living room is. A few of them then drive home their new TV in the same hour. While I would never buy a TV like that, I admit I completely envious of their savings in time and effort. Having said that, I’ve narrowed my choices down a bit this weekend and we’ll see what next week brings.

Ok, so in the picture above, you can see what my slapdash, ghetto, duct tape entertainment centre solution looks like. The “centerpiece” is a 24″ LCD monitor with a single HDMI input along with DVI and VGA. It is resting on a red metal filing cabinet I bought at Ikea. For aural pleasure, I’m using my dated yet still effective Pioneer 5.1 sound system. It decodes regular Dolby Digital and DTS only but at least I have digital optical out (which is good enough for me). What the picture doesn’t show is my two surround sound speakers which are on speaker stands behind the couch. For movies, I’ve got a Samsung Blu-ray player. In the picture, it’s the black thing on the shelf above the DVDs. It’s not exactly the fastest player out there but certainly a lot faster than the initial models out in the market. It has Ethernet capability which makes it great for firmware updates and BD-Live. For my TV viewing, I have an HD box from Telus (part of my year long free TV and Internet). I watched Saturday Night Live in HD for the first time two weeks ago and it was awesome. Finally, for my gaming pleasure I have my trusty first-generation Xbox 360 which has never had any problems. It’s sitting on my useless fireplace mantle (I really do not like that thing). It plays games of course but it also allows me to stream movies, music and pictures to my display device and sound system.

So until I get a real TV this is what I have in my apartment. I’m not sure if the picture really demonstrates this but the my entire living room is crawling with wires. Just look on top of the mantle. Those aren’t extra cables you see. Everything there is needed to properly hook up all the equipment. It might surprise you but nearly every device needs to be connected to the Internet now.

I’m going to clean up the wires once I get my TV. For now, it’ll just have to be. Last but not least, a free et.com key chain for the first person who can identify the Xbox 360 game on my coffee table.

BEHIND THE SCENES

Tonight I renewed my web hosting and e-mail service for this domain. Along with the yearly domain renewal, it costs me about $60 to keep this site running. I used to joke that my web server was located in a back room of an Adults Only Video store in Langley. That was never really the case but the old server was sure unreliable. That’s what you get when you pay nothing for web hosting.

For the last four years or so, my web server has been located somewhere in Arizona. I’m not certain it’s Arizona but I’m pretty sure it is. I wish my web hosting company would take a picture of the actual server that runs this web site. I’d like to see what it looks and if it has a nice spot in the server room.

Ok, I’m going to bed now.

THE LUNCH REPORT

I was thinking of two choices for lunch at the EA cafeteria today. It was gonna be either the beef brisket with gravy or the “homemade” pho. I went for the brisket first but was told they were all out and it would be another 20 minutes. Being hungry, I decided to go for the “homemade” pho instead.

What a terrible choice I made. EA’s version of pho consists of a broth that doesn’t taste anything like pho broth. Usually pho beef is thinly sliced and a bit on the raw side. EA pho beef was thick and decidedly well done. To top it off, there wasn’t a whole of beef nor noodles.

Tomorrow, there’s a salmon entree on the menu. Don’t fail me salmon!

BABY'S FIRST FACEHUGGER

I don’t know where or when this photo was taken but I only just saw this for the first time today. My first reaction was to laugh. I’d like to think both parents of this baby have a really awesome sense of humour. In all likelihood though, I can just see the father being the mastermind of the photo. “Honey, all my buddies will find this hilarious!” I’m envisioning the less than enthused mother standing behind the father with a furrowed brow, waiting for her baby to stop being a prop for a picture.

If you don’t recognize the above objects in the picture (other than the baby), they’re from the Alien universe. Specifically, you’re seeing an Alien egg and facehugger replicated in absolutely adorable plush form! In the movies, a facehugger hatches from an egg, looking for a host creature to implant an embryo. It does so by attaching itself tightly to the face of the host. Once implanted, the embryo eventually develops into the titular creature. I’m leaving out a lot of details on purpose but that’s the general life cycle.

In any case, what a well-composed humourous photo. Including the egg, in its opened form, in the corner was the perfect touch. If you’re wondering where to get these items, it appears this is the place.

Last but not least, click here for a bonus amusing photo.

I'M LEARNING!

Since I was a small child, I’ve heard those grown-up adult types say playing video games all day will get you nowhere in life. That’s actually kind of true. If I had sat on my ass and did nothing but play video games through most of high school and university, I wouldn’t have the skills today that allows me to make video games for living. Wait, what was the reason for this post?

Ok, while video games in moderation is good, playing games can also lead to exploration of new ideas and concepts. For example, I have been playing a game called Far Cry 2 on the PC. The game takes place in Africa, where the setting ranges from swampland, marshes, grasslands, and even desert areas. The game is unique in that the player character, the dude you control is afflicted with malaria early on in the game. Traditionally, most players usually have to deal with more less exotic threats to them, namely bullets and/or zombie bites. I can’t remember the last time a high-profile game featured a decidely real-world disease. The symptoms of malaria affect the player every sixty to ninety minutes of game play, though it’s hard to tell what timetable the game is using.

Because of the inclusion of malaria in the game, I decided to read up on malaria to see I could predict what might happen to my character before the end of the game. Since I was in elementary school I always thought malaria was an affliction that you could only get in equatorial places that were hot and humid. After reading up on the disease, I discovered that wasn’t and isn’t always the case. For example, malaria was common in North America and Europe until mosquito eradication techniques in the early 20th century basically wiped out the disease in those areas. It is interesting to note that North America sees a handful of rare malaria cases each year.

Of interest as well is the history of the parasite that causes malaria. Scientists believe it may existed before even humanity did and has plagued us for nearly our entire history. The malaria causing parasite has affected humans so much, it’s believed it put enormous evolutionary pressure on our species. For example, the development of sickle-cell disease in certain people is thought to because of evolutionary response to malaria. Those with sickle-cell disease are far less likely to develop clinical malaria.

In 1976, the first continuous malaria culture was developed, allowing scientists to study malaria in a much easier manner. Unfortunately, still no vaccine exists at the moment. The bad news continues in that drug resistant strains of malaria are appearing all over the world.

I learned all of that just because of a video game.

NEW BED

I had a new bed delivered today. I’m still not sure what was going through my head when I went mattress shopping in late February. The original bed I purchased from Sleep Country Canada was way too firm for my liking. It lead to many nights of less than satisfying sleep. It was so bad, I’d get up and my shoulders and hip areas would be numb from having the circulation being cut off (I’m a side sleeper). The mattress was indeed way too firm.

Stupidly, I let the sixty night comfort guarantee expire. I went back to the store anyways and was ready to beg the salesperson for an exchange. Luckily, that was not needed. He just told me to phone the regional office to get a guarantee extension. I did just that and was able to select a new bed. Not only was I given an extension, I was given a 30 day extension. The dude who was doing my sale said I could spent four weeks picking out a new bed if I wanted.

I didn’t really want to wait that long. I basically told him to show me the softest mattress in the store and we’d go from there. I eventually selected a mattress that felt like it was stuffed with cotton balls compared to the granite slab I had originally.

The delivery went without a hitch this morning and now I actually have something where I could get a decent night of sleep. Sleep Country Canada didn’t have to give me the exchange extension but they did anyways. So at least in my books, Sleep Country Canada is ok in my books.

DID YOU KNOW?

Until tonight, when the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Stanley Cup, you’d have to go back to 1971 when a road team won game seven in the finals.

In another parallel universe, you’d only have to go back to 1994.

NO I DON'T KNOW

On some days when I look at my Facebook feed, all I see are people answering quizzes and tests, varying from “How well do you know my vagina?” to “What kind of potato are you?”

Perhaps I’m getting all old and crusty but I refuse to click on any of those things myself. Part of the reason is that I try to keep the number of apps installed on Stalkerbook Facebook to a minimum. The other part is that most of those quizzes are poorly written. Most of them on Facebook have just been ported over from web-based quizzes that were quite popular many eons ago from 2005. The authors would generally skew the results so that if you just once gave a chicken a “reach around”, Linus would be the Peanuts character you resemble the most.

Please, let’s all get back to the basics. Why can’t we just continue to post pictures of drunken outings like we all did before?

PROPERTY TAXES

About two weeks ago, I got my assessment for property taxes. I’ve never had to pay property taxes until this month. Lucky for me, we have this “grant” program here in B.C. that knocked my taxes down a few hundred dollars. Still, it’s a lot of money for something I never used to think about. To make it worthwhile, I better go to the local community centre, take grade five at the closest elementary school, and get a tour of city hall.