One of the pet peeves I have that will probably never change is needing to poop less than thirty minutes after getting out of the shower. I had this happen today. I got nice and clean, which included my butthole, and was still enjoying the shower fresh feeling when the bowels made an unscheduled request.
I didn’t really feel like taking two showers back to back so quickly, so I didn’t. If only I had delayed my shower about an hour, I would have been more clean throughout the day.