FARTY

Someone in my general vicinity at work was farting up a storm today. This was happening for a good portion of the day. The surprising thing was, it wasn’t me! Did I notice the farts because I could hear them? Nope. I could smell them instead. They were powerful and pungent in odour.

I have to give them credit, they let loose very silently. Because of this, I have no idea who out of the five or six people around me could have done it. I couldn’t even fathom a guess at who it could have been. I was also impressed by how they were able to keep farting over the course of several hours. To keep generating that much gas for that long without having to go poop is truly impressive.

I hope I don’t have to keep smelling farts at work tomorrow.

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