In recent weeks I wrote a post about someone farting at work. It happened again today. Sometime in the late afternoon, a massive wave of terrible smelling farts wafted over to my area. Just like last time, it was surprisingly not me who did it.
It was an awful smell and it lingered for far too long. Whoever is doing this is letting those bombs go with nary a toot so it’s difficult to know who’s doing it. I can rule out one of my co-workers around me because he was long gone for the day when this aroma assault started.
I’m afraid someone is gonna blame me for this. It’s not me!