FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Tomorrow is just another work day for me (that is if I can make it to work in a crowded bus) but for many students, it will be their first day of post-secondary education; some will be ambivalent, some will be excited, and some will be scared out of their minds.

For many, it will be their first step in gaining 20 pounds before the end of December. Oh, I remember those heady carb- and fat-filled days of yesteryear. What’s exciting to me is that somewhere out there is the possibility that this is the first day of university for the person who cures cancer or discovered practical nuclear fusion. I also have no doubt that tomorrow will also be the first day of school of that guy who invents this totally new way to experience porn.

Good luck to everyone out there tomorrow!

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