NO THANK YOU

So yesterday I received a message on an online dating site. I don’t receive that much interest from women so this was a bit of a surprise for me. It was a very short message, where she asked me where in the city I lived.

Curious, I looked at her profile. It wasn’t written very well and then I got to the section that listed “first date” suggestions. She simply wrote, “Dinner. You pay.” It wasn’t written in a sarcastic or joking way either. From the way the rest of her profile was filled out, I could tell she serious about that.

I didn’t need to see much more after that. I deleted the message and then looked at some porn began reading some of my favourite Walt Whitman poems.

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