On my way to work every morning I cut through a parking lot to shorten the walking distance. One morning this week I was walking through said parking lot when I heard a huge splat just inches away from my outstretched foot. There were huge splatters of white on the pavement in front of me. I looked up and several seagulls had flown over my head. I had just missed being pooped on by birds by literally inches. Had I been walking just a bit faster my morning would have been a messy one.