POOP EMERGENCY

On my way home this evening I had a poop emergency. I think everyone has experienced this. You just need to go right now. I’m gonna skip over many gory details for my benefit and mostly yours. What I will say is that had it not been for the fast-food restaurant bathroom that is right near my commute, several records would have been broken tonight. Fortunately for me,  other than some tense, tense moments I survived by the seat of my pants. Yes, I did just write that.

Yeah maybe some of you wouldn’t have publicly admitted you almost pooped your pants but who could possibly read this? Perhaps my friends, people who don’t even know me, former co-workers, current co-workers, my manager, my family, HR people, recruiters, and you. Meh, nothing to be ashamed about. If you want to read more about people having the same experience, I encourage you to click here and possibly here. Lastly, if you want to make a game of it, someone already beat you to it.

By the way, I feel light as a feather right now.

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