PROM IN TIMES SQUARE
Since there’s no actual photographic evidence I ever went to my graduation/prom/ball, I’ll just have everyone believe I didn’t go. If you thought you saw me there, you’re completely wrong and must have mistaken someone else for me. We’ll just leave it at that.
Funnyman Mark Malkoff also didn’t get to go to his graduation/prom/ball, but he tried to make up for it one night in Times Square. A video documents his attempt. Make special note of the guy who said he didn’t go to his prom because he was “doing five to ten at the time”.