Author: Erwin

An idea came to me tonight, which I think will be interesting, not to mention I’ll get to heat up my chicken gumbo sooner.

Rather than me make a random post tonight, I’ll let you guys decide what you want to read. I have in my mind, three topics that I think might be blog-worthy. Some are more interesting than others and the length of each post will vary.

I’ll give you the titles of each potential post and you guys vote for which one you want to read. I’ll then write the post up for Monday night. Vote using the comments. I’ll probably be working OT on Monday, so don’t expect it until late Monday night.

In no particular order, the potential post titles are:

I’M A SCHOLASTIC READER!

NAKED NAKERSON

OVERHEARD ON THE BUS

Please, no ballot-stuffing, unless that’s your term for choking the chicken.

I want to upgrade my cell phone. I bet a lot of you don’t know I own a cell phone. I do but I rarely use it and I almost never bring it with me when I’m out. When I’m going somewhere alone I don’t feel that’s a time where I have to be talking on the phone with someone. If someone needs to contact me, they can leave a message on my landline. I’ll check my messages when I can. The number of people out there who actually require to be in constant communication with other people while they’re on the bus or on foot is quite low.

So yeah, I’m not a cell phone type of guy, but I like the convenience of having one for those twice a year times when I need one. Plus, it’s good for emergencies. While I don’t have a brick for a cell phone, mine is still relatively old. I’ve had my phone for five years now. In the cell phone universe, that’s a long time to have a phone. Yep, five years of cell phone goodness with my Nokia 5160. It’s so old, the phone runs on an analog cell network, while virtually every other cell phone now works on the digital ones.

I think it’s time to see what the modern world has to offer in terms of shiny new cell phones even though I doubt my usage will increase with a new model. The easiest way would be to upgrade to a new phone through my cell provider but that would require me to upgrade to a more expensive plan and pay lots of money for the phone. That doesn’t work for me.

Thanks to British Tom, I’m going a different route. I’m going to buy a new or used unlocked cell phone on Ebay. Unlocked means the phone can be used on any cell network and all I have to do is drop my SIM card in and away we go. It should be cheaper this way and plus, I get the fun of bidding on an item on Ebay.

I’ll keep you posted on the bidding progress.

I have a craving for fruit right now. Maybe I’ll go eat the grapefruit I have in my fridge.

Thanks to Tom for his photos from the fishing trip. I’m eating a Powerbar by the way.

We all know how eloquent President Bush is with his words. What few people realize though, is the amount of work and preparation that goes into making him sound like a boob. If you got Quicktime installed on your binary box, have a gander at this little behind-the-scenes feature.

Today Joel, Adam, Tom, Dave, and myself chartered a fishing boat out of Granville Island for a five-hour fishing excursion out by the local waters of English Bay. Our boat came courtesy of Bonnie Lee Fishing Charters. It turns out that this was my second time patronizing Bonnie Lee as two years ago, I was part of a bachelor party that rented speed boats from them.

It was a fabulous day for fishing. The weather was spectacular. Granville Island was a beautiful sight to see. We departed with our fishing guide and captain Terry at around 1:30pm, heading west towards West Van. Terry was a really nice chap who knew a lot about fishing and boats, after spending decades as a fisherman. He told us a ton of instructions on how to handle the rod and reel. Even after two go-arounds on the instructions, I still had no idea what the hell to do. It involved a lot of reeling and keeping your rod up.

Within the first hour, Terry admitted that this season was the worst he’s seen in all his years of fishing. We’d be lucky to even catch a single fish during our five-hours. This wasn’t good news, but being out on the water on a great day overrode any bad news. Soon after the four lines had been placed in the water, Joel caught a small shark! We had to throw it back in, but it was really cool to see it onboard for a short while. It threw up a little when it was being held by its tail. Neat!

We also caught a few jellyfish, which did not come aboard. Adam actually caught a nice looking salmon but it was too small for us to keep. Terry said we had to throw it back in. Too bad. We did take a photo of it before we let the little guy back in. The closest we came to catching a real big one was when Dave was in control of a rod when we had a bite. He lost it just as the fish was coming near the boat. It literally was the one that got away.

Though there some plans by the boys to drink themselves silly, that never materialized. The waters were quite choppy in places, leaving a few to deal with sea sickness. Adam refunded his lunch into the chop. I even got a picture of that as he was wiping up his mouth.

A few of us got to take the wheel of the boat. Terry at times had to leave the bridge to down to the deck to tend to the rods and make new lines. His rule was that if he left the bridge, someone had to sit down and take the wheel. Joel and Tom had a go at it, but then it was my turn soon after. I’m not sure what it was but I just settled into the job. I was the only one to get to execute turns with the boat. That was really cool since I got to handle the throttle, turn the boat, and watch for other marine traffic. The bridge is a nice place to be because it’s kinda covered and you’re high up, so you can see everything. I was at the helm for about two hours, turning the boat back and forth along our fishing track.

Some of the marine traffic you see is really interesting. There was this huge floating Nike ad with Markus Naslund on it. We also saw three different cruise ships heading out to see. Early on, there was this massive cargo container ship that came steaming off our starboard. It’s amazing how fast such a massive ship can go. Though it was quite a distance away from us, the wake it left behind was impressive. We could all see it coming at us from about 20 seconds away. I was at the helm and I just watched it come in. Terry yelled that we should all get ready for it. When it hit, it rolled the ship over at least 40 degrees. I thought we might even tip over. It was a lot of fun.

A few of the lads napped during the afternoon as the fish weren’t exactly biting. This left ample opportunity to snap some funny pictures of Joel. By the end of our excursion, we came up empty in terms of fish. Nonetheless, everyone had a great time.

When we came back to Granville Island, Terry said that I was a natural at handling the boat, which is apparently rare among his charter clients. I still think he was being generous with his comments, but maybe all that video game playing did come in handy.

With no fish in hand, we decided to drown our sorrows at Sammy J. Peppers for dinner. Half of us ordered salmon which was an excellent choice. Tom was so impressed with the place, he wondered why he hadn’t been to SJP earlier. After dinner, we proceeded to Dairy Queen where we had “afters”, which is apparently British for dessert.

It was a fun day overall and I’m glad I went. Thanks to Joel for organizing and to Dave for driving.

Here are some pics from the day. See if you can spot some highlights: Dave looking like he belongs in the Village People, Adam wiping his mouth after vomiting, Joel falling asleep with his water bottle in a suggestive position, and finally, Joel and Tom looking like they’ll be friends forever.

With about six billion people on this planet, it’s highly unlikely your combination of first name and last is unique. I am not exempt from this fact. There are other Erwin Tangs out there. I even think some of them have come to this site, Googling our name. Tee-hee… our name.

I believe there’s at least one Erwin Tang in Singapore. If you Google my name, most of the hits come back to me: this web site, school related stuff, various restraining orders, and the list goes on. There is one other Erwin Tang that does come up and he’s just not Erwin Tang, he’s Dr. Erwin Tang. Oh how my Mom wish I could be called Dr. Erwin Tang.

Anyways, Dr. Erwin Tang lives and works near the Dallas, Texas area. Specifically, Dr. Tang has a Doctor of Dental Surgery degree which makes him very qualified to be rooting around in that area of the face. From all indications, he’s a terrific and competent dentist.

Dr. Erwin Tang also appears to have a fantastic home life. He was named Plano, Texas’ Father of the Year for 2001. I remember there was a PDF online newsletter which detailed the reasons behind the accolade. In the piece, I found out that Dr. Tang has two kids, I believe a boy and a girl. I think there was also a picture of his entire family: him, his wife, and their two kids. I wish I could find that document again. I bet his house is really nice and he has air-conditioning.

Life must be good for Dr. Erwin Tang. I have no doubt he’s probably Googled his own name. He’s probably visited this site as well. I wonder what he thinks of all this. He’s worked so hard to make a good name for himself in the community and professionally, and everything on the Internet with our name is related to a joker like me. Geez, do you think he’s put a filter on his kids computers’ so that they can’t visit my site? I bet his wife frowns whenever he brings up erwintang.com.

I’d like to meet Dr. Erwin Tang someday. I’m hoping he’s a pretty cool guy.

“In a recent auction, one of the original lightsabers from the Star Wars movies was sold for $200 000… the winning bidder wants to remain anonymous… and a virgin.”

So the office in which I work has windows that face directly along W. Broadway near Maple, that’s near Arbutus for those who aren’t familar with the area. On any given day, there many, many, many super attractive women who walk along this stretch of W. Broadway. There’s also a bus stop across the street from the building. Often, these supermodel types will wait for the bus going downtown.

A co-worker of mine, who shall go unnamed, has his desk right by this bank of windows. He says it’s gotten to the point where he thinks the situation is just crazy. He swears that every five minutes there’s a stunningly beautiful girl that walks by on the street. When you can either look at C++ code or steal a glance at a hot girl, the decision can be hard to make sometimes.

He tells me that there’s a bus stop regular. He’s some guy in 40s or so that buys alcohol from the nearby liquor store. The dude then takes his stash to the bus stop and chats these hot ladies up while drinking. Maybe he’s got the right idea… lol.

Thankfully (ha!), my desk faces a wall and all my neighbours are guys. I have no distractions in that respect. I have nothing to prevent me from just churning out high-quality game code hour after efficient hour. Don’t tell anyone, but sometimes I visit the my co-worker buddy just to see who’s at the bus stop.