The guy that sits behind me at work has declared himself to be my “life coach“. He’s a pretty silly guy so he’s not serious… well, maybe he’s a tiny bit serious. Anyways, he coached me to go McDonald’s with him at lunch so we could use his 2-for-1 coupon. I’ve started to call him “El-See” now.
Also in work related news, I finally completed the online sexual harassment training course that I was initially supposed to complete about six months ago. It turns out I was slapping ass in the most inefficient way at work. Now, it’s effortless!
When I took that course, I learned how to go from creepy ogling to a flattering stare.Thanks Online Sexual Harassment Training Course!
I think you need to seriously reconsider your choice of “life coach” when their main advice is to eat MORE fast food from McDonalds.
To be honest, it was a good deal on that 2-for-1 coupon. We ate for less than $5 each!
It’s good to know that you can now sexually harrass like the pros, Erwin!