YEAH, PROBABLY SEMEN

I’ve written about this before but there are several nice washrooms near the cafeteria at work. I did my business here twice today and each time I went to wash my hands afterwards I noticed something odd.

The soap that came out of the automatic dispenser was different than the soap from the previous day. It appeared to lather up the same but it was incredibly difficult to wash off. Normally, I just need to hold my hands under the water for about five seconds and nearly all the soap residue is completely off. With this soap, the automatic faucet stopped running after about twenty seconds and my hands were still soapy and most worrisome, also sticky. I don’t know how this soap simultaneously made my hands both soapy and sticky at the same time. It felt gross.

The only natural conclusion that I came come to is that the soap was infused with semen of some kind, possibly from an animal.

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