I was awoken this morning not by my alarm clock nor by a beautiful woman next to me but by a loud and incessant noise from an animal. A crow, for whatever reason, had decided to land in close proximity of my open bedroom window and began cawing noisily.
I tried to ignore the crow even though it had already awoken me. A minute went by as I laid it bed. It did not stop its verbal assault on my ears. I decided to get up to see where it was on my balcony. I carefully peeked outside my blinds. It was right on the railing next to my window. I must have made too much noise because it turned around, saw me, and flew off. Stupid crow. I went back to bed but could not fall back asleep.
I was tired late in the afternoon and I blame that crow.