FOOD SHAME

As many of you know, I try to eat properly on a daily basis and usually fail spectacularly. At lunch today, a few coworkers went to a food court and I tagged along. I hadn’t eaten from McDonald’s since I started my new job so I figured it was time for a treat. I ordered a McChicken meal which was very tasty. I felt fine afterwards and went on with my afternoon.

At the end of the work day, I had an appointment to get my hair cut at 7pm. I was a bit early to the salon and I hadn’t eaten dinner. So like any regular person I went to Dairy Queen and ordered a cheeseburger. I somehow resisted shoving more fast food in my face on the way home. When I did get home, however, I decided it was prudent to consume a handful of some Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups ripoffs from Wal-Mart. About an hour later, I finally came to my senses and consumed a salad and a giant nectarine.

Don’t ask me why I have a blueberry muffin in front of me while I type this though. I am not a smart man.

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