The best news story of the day comes from Las Vegas where former US President Bill Clinton was visiting. Clinton was partaking in a round of golf at the LV Country Club. At the same time and near by, porn star Sophia Rossi was at her five-year old daughter’s birthday party.
Ms. Rossi had arranged for an 18-inch long firework to be launched as part of the festivities. Secret Service agents quickly interrupted the party and prevented the launch. The little girl was allowed to later send the rocket off, presumably after Clinton had left the scene.
A full account can be read here.
Now, I know all of you are thinking that this story is completely without closure unless one can see a picture of Ms. Rossi. If you click here, you’ll see a work-safe picture of the considerate Mom in question.