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And the others

10.
“That’s it–turn the wheel left and the car goes left.”

9. “He’s getting the steering wheel sticky with taffy.”

8. “How can an adult get his necktie tangled around the gear shift?”

7. “I regret not making that 15-minute call to Geico.”

6. “Floor it, you dumb hillbilly!”

5. “At this point, would it be more dangerous to jump out or stay in?”

4. “This baby gets so much as a scratch, I’m launchin’ the nukes.”

3. “I’d be better off letting Billy Joel drive this thing.”

2. “Not often you hear a grown man saying, ‘Vroom! Vroom!’

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