TOP FIVE REASONS WHY I, ERWIN TANG, SHOULD TRY INTERNET DATING

5. Get to experience rejection in the comfort of my own home

4. Advanced searches will allow me to find my dream girl who can shave my back and buy me pork rinds

3. So many nude digital pics of me, so few dating web sites

2. It worked for J-Lo

And the number one reason why I, Erwin Tang, should try Internet dating is…

1. I can tell the ladies about my small ping

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