THE SHIRT THAT WILL NOT STAY CLEAN

There is this shirt that I like. I had it laundered last week. Somehow, some dirt got on the lapel before I had a chance to iron it. Back it went into the wash last night to get cleaned once again.

Minutes ago, I went to iron it. I noticed a small stain on the left front of the shirt. It looked like an oil stain. Tiny, but not so small to go unnoticeable. I said screw it, I’m ironing it and wearing it.

Why oh shirt of mine

Have you become dirt magnet?

Perhaps you be clean?