NAKED LIKE WILL FERRELL

We had a super-duper Canada Day BBQ at SJC yesterday. In my excitement, I rushed home from softball to gorge myself on charred meat. I did, however, shower first. Unknowingly, I left my door unlocked while I cleansed. I also had my bathroom door open slightly.

While I showered, I distinctly remember hearing a loud banging noise coming from the vicinity of my door. It could have been one of my neighbours’ doors closing, or it could have been my door closing… after someone had come in, peeked at my naked, wet body, and laughed and/or shuddered in revulsion.

It’s weird to think someone at SJC has seen me naked. Weird I tell ya!