FROZEN THOUGHTS

I went to a dinner party tonight. Thanks Trev for inviting me. On my walk back from the bus loop, I nearly froze my ass off. The mercury must have been hovering near zero tonight.

When I finally got back to the safe confines of my room, I discovered my room was nearly as cold as the outside. I had turned off the heat before I left earlier in the evening.

Anyways, I learned two important things at the dinner party:

  1. I don’t read enough books

  2. Women also can have orgasms while they’re sleeping

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