I have no time for length post tonight as I’m dealing with a bout of diarrhea. It’s that kind of diarrhea where it’s accompanied by a massive amount of gas. I’m not sure what brought this on. I get the feeling it’s not something I ate as it. I have no proof of that, just a gut feeling, no pun intended. Anyways, I could have just lied about why I didn’t have a post written for tonight but you, my readers, and I have known each other for so long that you deserve to know the truth. Hopefully tomorrow I won’t be peeing out of my butt.