Though it is nearly a year old, I only found this article on the weekend. Last year, a 14 year old boy in India had a small fish enter his penis via his urethra. According to the article, it happened as such:
“While he was cleaning the fish tank in his house, he was holding a fish in his hand and went to the toilet for passing urine. When he was passing urine, the fish slipped from his hand and entered his urethra…”
Just reading that makes me cringe and cross my legs. That statement however, is full of wonder. First, who takes a leak while holding a fish in one of their hands? Second, fish that small, supposedly 2cm long and 1.5cm don’t just accidentally jump up into your wang. Yes, I know that have been some reported cases of Candiru fish finding their way up wangs but this was not a Candiru fish. This seems like one of those cases where someone goes to the ER with some foreign object stuck up their butt and they claim they either fell on it (one in a million!) or they don’t know how it got there.
Of course, this story is somewhat like the “wang flies” story I reported several years ago. The differences being fish instead of flies and going into the penis as opposed to coming out.