It’s time again for my Valentine’s Day post. Last year, I wrote how I was going to spend the evening making a nice meal for myself, watching some TV, masturbating until exhaustion, and then playing video games for the rest of the night. The year before that, I declined to make a post. And before that, I showed you how to make your own Valentine candy.
This year, just in time for Valentine’s Day, I’d like to point out that I made it into the first annual Lunch at the Village awards, brought to you by Greg Williams. I didn’t actually win an award but there’s an actual category for me: most amusing reference to Erwin Tang. Go see for yourself!