About fifteen minutes ago, I was wondering what the hell I was going to write for a blog entry. I’m guessing writing a blog is a lot like feeding your kids… some days, you just don’t have the energy to do it. Then I stumbled upon a web site for a new game called Area 51. It turns out that David Duchovny and Marilyn Manson did some voice work for said game. Interesting.

Further research produced a somewhat bizarre interview of the two that was conducted by a gaming web site. Though the interviewer was present, he barely gets a question in and exerts a lot of effort to get them to talk about the game itself. What did they talk about instead? Here’s just a small snippet:

MM: It’s this Japanese gentleman who has a woman kind of make a fulcrum of her body-I use that word to make it sort of scientific-and he sits on her and he spins around.

DD: He spins around her?

MM: He spins around with his member

DD: Inside?

MM: In place. It’s one of the most impressive things I’ve ever seen. Frightening, somewhat. And he’s hairless.

DD: How does he maintain the flat spin?

MM: Rigid stomach muscles.

DD: So he does it himself? That’s why it’s impressive.

MM: He dropped the Six-Minute Abs for the

DD: It’s the Helicopter Diet or something.

MM: It’s crazy. Just go online, Google “helicopter f***, hairless.”

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